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THE FALL OF MAN:|<xs>OR</xs>,|THE LOVES OF THE GORILLAS.

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A POPULAR SCIENTIFIC LECTURE UPON THE
Darwinian Theory of Development by Sexual Selection.

<I>BY A LEARNED GORILLA.</I>

Edited by the Author of
“<sc>The New Gospel of Peace</sc>.”
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NEW YORK:
<I>G. W. Carleton & Co., Publishers</I>.
LONDON: S. LOW & CO.
M.DCCC.LXXI.
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G. W. CARLETON & CO.,
In the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at Washington.
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<l>DEDICATION</l>.
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<sc>To CHARLES DARWIN, Esq., M.A., F.R.S., etc., etc., etc.</sc>

<sc>Sir</sc>:

To you is dedicated this faithful report of a humble attempt
to confirm, explain, and elucidate the wonderful and irrefragable
theory of which you are the discoverer and the promulgator. Of
which dedication the appropriateness is manifest. What other disposition
of the work of your learned kinsman would be so fitting as
to lay it at your feet, hind-thumbless although they be? He follows
you feebly and afar. But remember that he tells only what he knows,
and does not attempt to soar with you to the dizzy heights of speculation,
or dive with you into the depths of disbelief. Deign, sir, to
accept this modest tribute to the fame of one who has done so much to
elevate our conception of ourselves and of the great scheme of creation;
and look with the generous eye of exalted genius upon the
honest and simple effort of a co-laborer who strives, with you, to convince
the world that a Shakespeare may be but an oyster raised to the
one-thousandth power, or even a Darwin the cube root of a ring-tailed
monkey.
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THE EDITOR.
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INTRODUCTION.
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<sc>One</sc> morning in the spring of the present year I, the editor, or rather
the reporter, of the following lecture, found myself in a forest of
Western Africa. I was neither searching for the source of anything
nor hoping to meet anybody. But, as I walked on my lonely
way, I did soon come upon a man, much be-tattered and bronzed, who
was plainly an Anglo-Saxon. He was bathing his feet in a muddy
little spring, from which a tiny rill ran out and lost itself in the leafy
gloom. As I passed him I turned my head inquiringly, and he looked
up and said, “Yes, my name is Livingstone, and this is it. It empties
into a duck-pond about a mile off, and that empties into a series of
mill-ponds, each a little larger than the other, from the last of which
a river runs into Lake Nyanza. This is it; and so I thought that, as
I am rather tired with my tramp, I would bathe my feet. Throw
a chip in here, and it will float past Thebes and the Pyramids into the
Mediterranean. Just send word to Murchison, please, that I’ll be
along presently. Good morning.” “All right,” I answered; “good
morning,” and continued my walk, thinking how nice and jolly it was
to find Livingstone making a wash-pot of the source of the Nile.

As I went onward, musing upon the eternal fitness of things, an
endless theme, I became aware that there were many monkeys
around me, of various kinds, but chiefly gorillas. They were all in
motion, not disporting themselves or seeking food, but apparently
moving forward, with one consent, in one direction. Some of them
were leaping from tree to tree; others ran along upon the ground.
As I went on the numbers increased, until at last I found myself surrounded
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by several hundred gorillas, many of them being the largest
and fiercest of their species. There could not have been more if Mr.
Du Chaillu had been present. Determined to see what was the
occasion of this movement, I followed his example and joined the
crowd. After walking for about an hour, the throng increasing at
every step, we finally came upon an open place in the forest, and
there we found a mass-meeting of monkeys. Some were seated upon
the ground; others were perched upon the branches of the surrounding
trees; and all seemed animated and expectant. There was a great
chattering, which, in the confusion, I did not at first quite understand;
although, having read Mr. Du Chaillu’s books in a docile
mood, I was familiar with the monkey language, and particularly
with the gorilla dialect. But I soon made out the words “Fall of
man,” “interesting subject,” “lecture,” “Darwin,” “the learned Um
Bugg Hee.” I inferred at once that there was to be a lecture on
the monkey version of the Darwinian theory; and of course decided
to wait, and bathe my feet also in the sources of the Nile. After
the ladies had been escorted to front places (for, as Mr. Du Chaillu
has told us, the gorillas are very attentive to their females), there was
silence; and the lecturer, a large and solemn male gorilla, somewhat
past middle age, mounted a stump, and delivered himself as follows.
I have done nothing more than translate his lecture from Gorillese into
a civilized form of thought and into the English idiom.

I will only call attention to the reserve and decorum of the gorilla
lecture. Notwithstanding the nature of his subject, and the example
of his illustrious predecessor and kinsman, he has made his amorous
scenes few, and has treated them with great delicacy, and, unlike the
former, has not made it necessary to cloak any part of his lecture in
the obscurity of a learned language:—a doubtful expedient in these
days—these practical days—when so many young women learn nothing
of house-keeping but much of Latin.
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LECTURE.

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<I>My Hairy Hearers</I>:

<sc>Many</sc> parts of the world, less happy than the wilds of our beloved
Africa, are inhabited by a feeble, smooth-skinned creature called
Man. This unhappy animal is much vexed with creeds and theories
and notions; and the one of these which has been longest and most
deeply rooted in his mind is, that he is a fallen being. For hundreds
of years, for thousands, he has believed that his forefathers lived in a
Golden Age, compared with which that in which he now toils and
worries is an age of stone or iron; and he seems to have had a melancholy
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pleasure in the thought that in that golden age his race was
better, happier, and handsomer than it is at present. Of all his fancies,
this one has the best foundation. For, O my quadrumanous
hearers, whether gorillas, chimpanzees, ouran-outans, or simple undistinguished
monkeys! this feeble, helpless creature is akin to us, and
is in fact our poor relation. The thought, indeed, is shocking. No
respectable gorilla, of well-regulated mind, can contemplate it without
horror. But the truth must be told sometimes; and the time has
come when we must confess that man, weak, born without clothes—cruel,
cowardly, and ungrateful man—is of our family; very remotely,
I am happy to say, a kind of ten thousandth cousin, but still a direct
descendant of our progenitors. From the high estate of gorilla-hood
he has descended to that of manhood; and we are in a measure disgraced
by his humiliation. This is the fall of man—that he has descended
from monkey-hood to humanity.

The story of his descent in the scale of creation is sad and touching,
and cannot be heard without deep emotion. What lady gorilla about
to become a mother, or hoping that at some future day she may be
about to become a mother—about to become a mother for the first,
or second, or I will say even the third time (for I cannot suppose that
any well-regulated lady gorilla would ever be about to become a
mother for the fourth time)—what lady gorilla, I say, in this interesting
condition of mind, could contemplate without shuddering the
probability that, instead of presenting the gentleman gorilla of her
affections with a pledge of their love that promised to have a hide
and a bellow that would rival those of a buffalo, teeth like pebble-stones,
a fine retreating forehead, and, above all, that high distinguishing
feature of our race, a hind-thumb that is at once a terror to
our foes and the most useful of all our members, she would produce
a wrinkled, pink-bodied weakling, looking like a monkey—one of the
smallest and feeblest of our race—that had been flayed alive, and
which, even after reaching maturity, could live only by covering itself
with an artificial skin, and by making machines with which to get its
food and defend itself against its natural enemies! The idea is
shocking; and I beg pardon of my lady friends for the suggestion, I
may say the bare suggestion. But the story of this fall of man
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although sad, is interesting, and I shall proceed to tell it, counting on
the indulgence of my hearers; for it is linked and twined with our
own past history.

The tale has been lately told by one of these very miserable creatures,
who, in the depths of his degradation, has yet had the sense to
discover his relationship to us, and the grace to be proud of it. Yes,
my well-haired friends, a man-animal called the Darwin has had the
satisfaction of boasting to his fellows of his descent from the quadrumana.
Not only so, he has traced it truthfully, step by step, to our
shame and their glory. I shall tell you succinctly and directly what
he spreads over a long and tedious narrative, full of assertions, and
repetitions, and guesses, which he calls inferences. These are all needless
to us; for, as he confesses, and we boast, we comprehend at once
by instinct what he and his poor fellows in weakness and ignorance
can only grasp by a long and painful process which they call reasoning,
by which they are often led into absurdities attainable in no other
way.

As you know, the world was made for the gorilla, and when he
appeared he was in all the glory of his present strength and beauty.
He was the last and highest of Nature’s productions, the ideal creature
of the universe. True, there were others larger and stronger—on
land and in water—lions, tigers, elephants, and the like, whales,
crocodiles, and hippopotamuses; but these were of low caste, creatures
with whom he could have no intercourse on terms of equality,
and whom he could generally meet only as his natural enemies. For
you must have observed that those who are below us hate us; hate us
enough at least to rejoice in our downfall, if not to seek our destruction.
Usually, too, they devour us, and feed their own life and
growth by our extinction.

But the gorilla, too, has had his vicissitudes. Indeed, we may say
that, like man, he has had his fall. Unlike man, however, he rose
again, until he re-attained his present glorious perfection of form
and feature. We fell, my quadrumanous friends, through the
frailty and fickleness of the female sex. That charming and no less
useful half of our race has also been its bane and its torment for many
centuries. To them we owe the humiliating fact that gorillas once had
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tails, and that some even of our cousins are still afflicted with that ridiculous,
although sometimes useful, appendage. I hope that none of
those who are present, representing the be-tailed families of our species,
will take offence at what I have said. All distinctions founded upon
superiority have been done away by the revolutions of late years; and
the last change in the fundamental law of our community, I think it
was the fifteenth, made the smallest and longest-tailed monkey in
Africa—my equal.

But to the story of our tail.

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Long ago, so long that the years cannot be numbered upon all the
fingers and toes of all the gorillas and monkeys in Africa, a beautiful
young lady gorilla was courted by several gentlemen gorillas, some in
their earliest youth, some nearer maturity, and some at that period of
mature middle age which I—ah have—ah had occasion to observe is not
without its peculiar charms to the tender and beautiful of her sex.
But none of them found favor with her. She seemed averse to marriage.
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They went through all those performances which are at once
tributes to beauty, and so allurements to its possessors. They danced,
they strutted, they howled, they beat their breasts; they ran up the
tallest trees and jumped from the tops, landing plump before her at
the most unexpected moments, and in the most extraordinary and indescribable
positions. They stood on their heads and clapped the
palms of their hands and the soles of their feet together, howling at
the same time so enchantingly that they could be heard for miles
around. One of them even applied the thumb of one distended hand
to his nose, and the thumb of his other distended hand to the little
finger of the former, and so with the thumbs and fingers of his feet,
and grinned in the most bewitching manner. But alas, she sat unmoved
before all these demonstrations of strength, agility, and affection.
To none of them did she seriously incline. True, there remained
untried the form of mingled courtship and marriage, a seizure
by main force and an elopement, which has been so common, and
which is said to be not without its charms to many of her sex of all
races, and in all climes, and which is one of those time-honored institutions,
the abrogation of which would seem like the up-heaving of
the foundations of society. But her size and her strength were so
great that none of her suitors ventured upon this method of courtship;
for it was understood that she lacked that willingness to be
seized which alone gives this method its charm and its success. In
fact, she was the Brunhilda of our race, for whom there were Günthers
enough, but no Siegfried. She had let it be understood that
if any lover pressed his attentions upon her she would bind his
hands and feet together, and, bending down the biggest sapling she
could find, tie him to its top and let it spring up with him into the
air again. And so she was not molested, and passed through the
woods in maiden-meditation, fancy free.

One day she sat upon the sea-shore, lonely and pensive, gazing upon
the waters, when suddenly there appeared in the distance an enormous,
oval head, with moon-like eyes, followed by many roods of body and
tail, that rose and fell like the waves of the ocean. It was the Sea-serpent.
She looked at first with wonder, then with curiosity, at last
with admiration. What enormous grace of undulation! What seductive
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sinuosity! What bewildering immensity of horizontal extension!
What glistening folds of glairy smoothness! What a piquant difference
from the rectangular jointedness, the half-upright attitudes, and
the hairy roughness of her obtrusive suitors! As she gazed, her heart
told her that she had at last found her affinity. But, overcome although
she was, she was also coy. Smitten to her very midriff with
love’s dart, she would not, unsought, be won, even by the Sea-serpent.
Nor would she be guilty of the impropriety of remaining alone with
a member of the opposite sex, to whom she was not married, or even
engaged, and indeed a gentleman who had not been properly introduced.
She rose with maiden modesty, to walk away. But I am
bound to say that her course did not lead her directly from the object
which she thought it becoming to leave; rather, it must be confessed,
in that oblique line before him, which gave the best opportunity
to him of seeing her, and to her of casting glances at him, while she
produced the impression that, if not stayed, she would very soon be
out of sight. As she moved along the strand, he gazed, and was
fascinated, not only by her hairy figure, but by the captivating combination
of stride, stumble, and jump, which is the received mode of
progression of our noble race. The Sea-serpent was enchanted. The
flame was mutual. Nevertheless, after the manner of his sex, he set
himself to win what was his already. He went through all his masculine
and serpentine performances. He coiled himself up and stretched
himself out. He lashed the sea into foam. He came on shore and tied
himself up into true lover’s knots before her. He put his tail into his
mouth, and rolled himself along the shore in a vast circle, the symbol
of the eternity of his love. It seemed as if the very equator had become
enamored of her charms, and, refusing any longer to belt the
Earth, revolved within the reach of her superior attractions. Finally,
by a super-serpentine effort, he stood straight up on the point of his
tail, flapping his fins and hissing out his admiration with a noise like
that of the Maelstrom. This accomplished his purpose. When she
saw him thus reared up, and looking down with such perpendicular
enormity of love, from an elevation of some hundred feet, the compliment
was more than she could bear. The omnipotence of her charms
had turned the equator to the pole; and, satisfied, she yielded. Then
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he, descending from his height, led her to their nuptial bower, a
neighboring cave, nothing loath, but yet with coy, reluctant, amorous
delay.[#]

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The learned lecturer might here have cited, in support of
the truthfulness of this and one or two other passages, Mr. Darwin’s
much more impressive, as well as multitudinous, descriptions of what
he calls “the act of courtship,” in chapters xiii, and xviii., passim,
of “The Descent of Man and Selection in relation to Sex.”
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The fruit of these nuptials appeared in due time. As might have
been expected, it was a mingling of the traits of the two parents—a
gorilla with a tail, which appendage had now been added to one of
our race for the first time by the operation of the great principle of
sexual selection. At first the tail was looked upon with suspicion,
if not aversion. The most respectable matrons of our race scoffed,
and sniffed, and turned up their noses at the little stranger. A gorilla
with a tail! And they were right; the serpent had indeed entered
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our Eden. But Brunhilda was devoted to her married Siegfried, and
produced at regular intervals new tailed-gorillas; more, the demon
of love, or of curiosity, took possession of the young lady gorillas.
They were fascinated by this huge Adonis of the deep; and baby
gorillas with tails began to come with increasing frequency. The thing
became the fashion; and what was at first the fashion, was ere long
confirmed by convenience. As the first of this fallen race grew to
adolescence, he not only flourished his tail with captivating grace,
but he used it in climbing trees; he swam with it; he offered it as
bait in the water, and came to shore with a crab or a lobster attached
to it, which he ate himself or carried to his mother in triumph. And
when at last, having taken to himself two wives, he hung by his tail
to the branch of a tree, and grasping a wife by each hind foot, took
a cocoa-nut in each hand, and broke them on the heads of the two
ladies, doubt and derision were alike abandoned; there went up a howl
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of admiration, and he was declared to be fittest to survive in the struggle
for existence. After this he could have married every lady gorilla
in Africa; but there was no need of that. The generation of gentlemen
gorillas with tails came rapidly to maturity, and were as rapidly-received
into favor by the other sex. It became vulgar to have a
lover without a tail, and lady gorillas of any pretentions to social
distinction preferred to remain in a state of widowhood, or even of
vestal virginity, rather than accept a lover who was not decorated.
This went on until at last there were no gorillas without tails, except
a few old fogies who took great pains to parade their tailless backs,
stroking their sparse white whiskers, and talking of the good old
times, when they were young, and no proper young lady gorilla would
have looked at a Sea-serpent. But they were only laughed at for
their pains.

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A few years, however, showed the justice of their censure, and the
sad consequences of Brunhilda’s indiscretion. A principle of normal
development was then illustrated in our hapless and fallen race
with direful results. The gorilla reaches maturity and full growth in
a few years, but the Sea-serpent in, I do not know how many. It may
be centuries. Science has not yet decided that interesting question. I
am of the opinion that the Sea-serpent is still growing; for each time
that he is seen he is larger than he was at his previous appearance. Be
this as it may, when the gorilla part of the new species which had thus
been formed reached maturity, it of course ceased to grow. Not so the
sea-serpentine appendage. That followed its normal law of development,
and kept on slowly growing.[#] At first this excited no apprehensions
of trouble, but even a little pride. At last, however, the new
species showed very little gorilla and a great deal of Sea-serpent, until
at last they came to be a tail with a gorilla. The tails grew, and grew,
and grew, until they wound and undulated off into the dim distance;
and it seemed at last as if a gorilla might be here; and the end of his
tail, if it had an end, vanish through far-stretching perspective into infinite
space. The tails, too, following their natural instincts, had an
irrepressible tendency toward the water, and while there they were so remote
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that they were entirely beyond the control of their owners. Lobsters
clawed them, sharks snapped at them, and whales took offensive
liberties with them. On land the result was an inextricable entanglement.
At times the whole community would be tied up in one indistinguishable
knot, like the worms in a man’s bait-box. It was proposed
to cut off the tails with sharp flints or clam shells; and this
was tried; but the tail was so very large and the gorilla so very
small in proportion, that it was the gorilla that died, while the tail
lived, wriggled down to the shore, and swam off to sea. After two
or three experiments this plan was abandoned, as it must needs have
been, or our race would have become extinct. Next, it was decided
that each individual should gradually reduce the length of his tail by
cutting it off joint by joint. But the confusion produced by the inter-twisting
was so great that no one was quite sure of his own tail, and
while he was sleeping, or eating, or disporting himself in as lively a
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manner as was possible in this gloomy condition of things, he was liable
to feel a joint of his tail cut off by some other individual half a mile
away, or perhaps sitting next him; and this might happen two or
three times in one day after he had himself amputated his daily joint
so great was the confusion. I blush to relate, too, that it destroyed
the peace of many families, and threatened to sap the morals of the
community. To this condition, my well-haired and tailless quadrumanous
hearers, our race was reduced by the wayward fancy and unnatural
longing of one female.

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See “The Descent of Man,” etc., chapter viii. on “The
Laws of Inheritance,” and “On the Relation of the Period of
Development,” etc.
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In this deplorable condition of affairs, we were saved by the action
of the same great principle of sexual selection to which we owed our
degradation. By a female came our fall, and through a female came
our salvation. A gorilla maiden of tender years, and whose sea-serpentine
appendage was yet in its earliest stages of development, saw the
time approaching when she would be courted and perhaps claimed
and taken by some two-legged termination of an elongated sea-monster.
She shrank from the prospect and shuddered at her impending
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fate. She was a strong-minded female, and she determined
to free herself, and if possible her race, from the dreadful consequences
of the indiscretion of her ancestress. Like that ancestress, she
shunned the opposite sex, withdrew from society, and gave herself up
to solitary wanderings. The problem which she had undertaken to
solve was difficult; for then not only gorillas, but all living things
had tails. But when was female ingenuity and perseverance ever
baffled in regard to marriage! In that matter, we of the stronger
sex are mere puppets in the female hands. We often think we have
our own way, but it is chiefly by allowing us to think so that our
weaker charmers have theirs. Chance aided her as chance so often
does those who wait and watch with determined purpose.

One day, as she sat by the borders of a large lagoon, a huge pair of
nostrils appeared on the surface of the waters. They wheezed and
snorted for a few moments; and then an enormous head came forth,
garnished with little ears and huge, stony teeth. The head was followed
by a still more enormous body; but, oh joy! oh delight, and
prospect full of hope! a body to which there was appended the smallest
conceivable of tails; in fact, a tail which to her tail-wearied eyes
was of inconceivable smallness. It was a hippopotamus. In her turn
she was charmed, was won upon the instant. What happiness might
be hoped for in a life with a male creature having so gigantic a
body and such an infinitesimally little tail! What terminal transformation,
what caudal beauty, might not be looked for in the progeny of
such a father! Her resolution was taken on the instant. That hippopotamus
should marry her. But the accomplishment of her design
proved to be far from easy. The hippopotamus came up out of
the water, and she supposed that he would run directly to her. To
her surprise, he took no notice of her, but splashed along the sedgy
margin of the great pool, thrusting his huge snout into the mud and
stirring up the bottom until he and the water were alike befouled.
She threw herself in his way and trod the shore with dainty, mincing
steps, her tail undulating after her in graceful folds. To her disgust,
he seemed unconscious of her presence. He lifted his head, indeed,
and gave her a lazy look of indifference, but turned immediately
again to his loafing through the mud and water. The hippopotamus is
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not a lively animal, not of an inquiring mind, almost without curiosity,
and, I am grieved to say, utterly without sentiment. What was to be
done? She could not seize upon him and marry him out of hand;
or, if she could have done so, she would have been no nearer her end.
If she had been able to seize that vast, enchanting, and exquisitely
almost-tailless body, and carry it off with her to her bower, of what
use to her would have been the indifferent mass of flesh? For strong
minded as a female may be, and even strong bodied, the unalterable
decrees of nature have placed a limit to the efficiency of her will, although
not to that of her wiles. Our forecasting and self-sacrificing
ancestress might perhaps have stood guard over her male favorite,
keeping him well fed and contented within her solitary seraglio;
but she would have been thereby no nearer to her hopes of dandling
in her arms a new-born and almost tailless progeny.

She grasped the situation at a glance, and mastered it after a moment’s
reflection. With the readiness of her sex in such matters,
she instantly formed her resolution. Her female instinct taught her
that, although a hippopotamus might be without curiosity, without politeness,
and even without a disposition to gallantry, he could not be
male and yet without sexual vanity. As he would not fall in love
with her, she decided to make him believe that she was enamored of
him; and, being female, she also determined that, although she set out
with the intention of captivating him and yielding to him, she would
make him pay well for his indifference. She retreated to her former
position, and sitting down on the bank, remained there looking at her
victim until he waded into deep water and sank out of sight.

The next day, when he came out upon his haunt, she was there again,
and he could not but see that she watched him closely; and when, after
stirring up the mud and treading down the sedges (a proceeding which
she seemed to regard with the liveliest interest), he walked down into
the depths, as he was about disappearing he turned his head, and his
last glimpse of the upper world showed him the young lady gorilla
gazing pensively on his vanishing form. When she saw him turn his
head she smiled within herself; for she saw that she had put a hook
into his nostrils. Again and again he found her there, always gazing
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quietly at him; and each day he lingered longer at his amphibious
disporting.

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One day he came and she was not there; at least she was not visible;
but, concealed in a neighboring thicket, she watched the effect
of her absence. The hippopotamus arrived as usual, and looked for
her at her accustomed seat. Not seeing her, he came fully out upon
the shore and gazed around. He trotted heavily about, peering inquisitively
from his little eyes. He sniffed the air, but the wind blew
from the shore, and she remained undiscovered. Deprived of his audience,
his performances that day were brief and spiritless, and he
soon sought the bottom of the lagoon. The next day she was there,
and he trotted directly up to her. But she rose and walked shyly
away, keeping her eyes softly bent upon him. He approached quickly;
but at once she fled away at a pace that defied pursuit; for she was
much the nimbler. At a convenient distance, she paused and made eyes
at him. Seeing that he could not overtake her, he went back into the
water. She returned to her post of observation, when he began those
performances which the Darwin says the male always goes through to
please and win the female. He bellowed and gnashed his teeth, he
rolled over and over in the mud and water, in the most captivating
manner. He went into deeper water and lashed about in it until he
made it boil like a pot. In vain; she sat immovable, although she continued
her pensive gaze; and when he again approached her she fled,
and this time actually vanished from his sight. The next day both
were there again, and he repeated his performance. Again she was
charmed, but still unyielding. In a frenzy of repressed hippopotamic
feeling, he approached her; and, could he believe his little eyes? she
did not flee. He wiggled his tiny tail with the rapidity of a Yankee
clock’s pendulum, all unconscious that he was thus attracting attention
to the greatest, although the least conspicuous, of his charms. All at
once, fired and stimulated by vanity and love, it occurred to him that
if he could and should exhibit himself in a position and with a movement
more like her own, he would be irresistible. He had observed
that she walked chiefly upon her hind legs; and he therefore determined
to approach her walking upon his. He heaved himself upward
two or three times with difficulty, and without success; for he
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was one of the heavy fathers of his clumsy race. But at last he
attained his end, and approached her, walking in a ponderous imitation
of her own graceful gait. It was an awful and overpowering exertion.
The great historian of the fallen race of Darwin, one of them
called Gibbon, did not have a more trying task when he bent his hippopotamic
figure, and knelt before his beloved one, who was obliged
to call her servants to help him up. He was paid only with a peal of
laughter; but our ponderous ancestor was rewarded by seeing on the
face of his charmer a pensive and delighted smile. It roused him to an
exertion almost incredible. Inflamed with love, and his vanity
tickled to the point of frenzy, he did what the Darwin says all lovers
do to win their loves, he danced. Moving slowly and stiffly at first,
he soon launched into a break-down that was a marvel to all living
creatures. With jaws wide open, and nostrils distended, he thundered
about the shore, flinging his forefeet into the air with frantic and gigantic
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abandonment. If one of his hind legs stuck deep in the soft
margin of the pool, and interrupted his performance, it was but for a
moment; he drew it out with a suddenness and force that made a report
that startled all the birds within a mile, and plunged again into
his amorous saltation. It was the most tremendous <i>pas seul</i> ever executed.
At last he stopped, panting; and, plumping down upon his
knees, joined his fore-paws in supplication. Of course our ancestress
then yielded—so the Darwin says that no female can resist a dancing
lover—and in due time she was rewarded by the appearance of a little
gorilla with a tail so small as to be hardly visible.

The event stirred our community far more than if the bantling had
been born without a head. The mothers of newly-born gorillas, with
the old-fashioned tail, undertook at first to decry the peculiar feature
of the new-comer. But this effort, although natural, was in vain;
and in brief, the little tail now, like the great tail in earlier ages, became
the fashion, and carried all before it. The hippopotamus,
although, I am sorry to say, he was already married, and the father
of a family, was persuaded by other lady gorillas to illustrate the
great principle of sexual selection. Many other hippopotamuses were
led astray, to the great disturbance of the connubial depths of the
lakes and rivers of that region; and the result was that in the course
of a generation or two the great tails had disappeared, and the story
of their origin came to be regarded as an old wive’s fable.

.tb

For a very considerable time—I will not undertake to say how many
hundred thousand years; and in such matters a hundred thousand
years or so is a mere trifle—gorillas had little tails: now they have
none. It has been supposed by a predecessor of the Darwin that
these tails were worn off by being sat down upon, and so gradually
disappeared at once from the face of the earth and the back of the
gorilla. I am not prepared to say, at this stage of the inquiry into the
theory of development, that such an abatement of our caudal appendages
was not possible. But I deal here with facts, not with fancies;
and, in fact, such was not the manner of their disappearance; for,
indeed, the tails were so very small, and tucked themselves away so
very closely and comfortably when we sat down, that the friction necessary
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to their abatement was never effectually established. It happened
through another manifestation of the principle of sexual selection,
and in this wise.

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A lady gorilla—a young matron, who was generally believed to
have her husband very well in hand, partly from his devotion to her,
but chiefly through her selfish indifference to him, and who found
herself for the second time in that interesting situation which gives
every female who considers herself a lady the right to insist upon the
gratification of her slightest whim and most fanciful caprice—took a
notion that she must eat the soft parts of a very tender young crocodile.
She thought that the high musky flavor of such a tit-bit would
be of great benefit to her; and, indeed, she threatened that if it were
not forthcoming she would surely produce, not a gorilla, but a crocodile,
or, at the very least, a gorilla with scales and a long, thick
tail. Her husband was a great fisherman, and she sent him out to
catch for her the much-desired dainty. He fished all day with fisherman’s
luck. He had many exciting nibbles, and some very promising
bites, but no baby crocodile. The shades of night were falling fast,
and he found that his bait was all gone. He dreaded the scene that
would ensue upon his appearance without the object of his lady’s
longings. What should he do? In his desperation a bright thought
occurred to him. There was his own tail. It was his last chance,
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and the method was unheard of; but the emergency was great, and he
was willing to submit to almost any sacrifice, even that of mutilation,
rather than appear empty-handed before the mistress of his affections
and his household. He cut off his tail, put it on his fish-bone hook
as if he loved it (which he did), and made his last cast, comforting
himself as much as he could with the consciousness that, at least, he
could come before his longing lady, saying, “I have done what I
could,” and being able to show proof of his words. To his delight
and surprise, it proved a very killing bait. An infant crocodile, that
had just then gone out, in defiance of her mother’s commands, who
had warned her particularly against gorillas’ tails, saw this one sink
slowly down to her, twiddling invitingly through the twilit water.
She thought that she would eat one only this once, just to see how it
tasted, and would never do so again. She sprang at it, and was instantly
drawn screaming and wriggling out of the water, and the
gorilla took her home triumphantly to his expectant spouse, telling
her of his sacrifice. Her whim had changed; and the odor that she
had so longed for filled her with loathing. But the consciousness
that the thing had cost her husband his tail gave it a relish in what she
called her heart, if not to her palate, and she managed to eat a morsel.

The next day the remains of the disobedient crocodile child were
displayed in her cave, and she told to her gossips the story of the
tribute to her charms. She was filled with exultation, and they were
stung with envy. She took airs upon herself. She was a wife for
whom her husband would stop at no sacrifice, not even that of the
appendage to his seat of honor. This could not be borne. The other
ladies felt humiliated; and soon several of them were seized with a
longing like to hers for a baby crocodile, to be captured in the
same manner. One entrapped, or caught with any other bait, would
not answer the purpose. Why prolong the recital? The husbands
yielded; the bait still proved taking; and the pride of the ladies was
fed, if not their appetites. Soon it became an understood thing that
any gorilla who was worthy the name of husband and father would
sacrifice his tail to provide newly-born crocodiles for his wife; and ere
long there was not a masculine tail to be seen in the community. The
natural consequences ensued, as the Darwin has explained; and thus,
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by the operation of the laws of development and of sexual selection,
the gorilla became again a tailless animal.

.tb

Through these vicissitudes, my esteemed quadrumanous hearers,
our race has passed in consequence of the weakness and the caprice of
that lovely and enchanting sex whose errors we are always so ready to
forgive, in consideration of their charms. [Here it was observed that
the female gorillas bridled and cast side glances at the males, and
chattered in low tones to each other. A few of the ugliest broke out
into applause, which was quickly frowned down by the leading matrons,
and laughed at by the beauties of the younger sort.] And now
let me warn my young female friends against that curse of their sex,
the temptation to make low marriages and to form disreputable connections
with extravagant and wheeling strangers. There is no surer
way to destroy their peace of mind and to ruin their prospects in life.
[Here a hum of approval was heard from the matrons, at which the
younger belles giggled, tossed their heads, and turned up their noses.
One of them, a pert minx, evidently a gorilla girl of the period, had
the audacity to call out, “I say, old buffer, how about that hippopotamus?”
But the lecturer did not reply, and went on with his
subject.] This failing is not peculiar to the females of our noble race.
The Darwin tells us that it is found in the dog family. But what
might not be looked for in the habits of such low people, who go
about continually upon all fours, without raising themselves occasionally
as we do on their posterior extremities; who have no thumbs on
their hind feet, and who have tails, and not only have them, but wag
them, with delight in their possession. The Darwin says that the
females of the dog family (he gives them a name, I am sorry to say,
which would bring a blush to the cheek of innocence, and which
therefore I shrink from uttering, and so I use another term that means
the same thing)—well, he tells us that the lady-dogs “are not always
prudent in their loves, but are apt to fling themselves away on curs of
low degree. If reared with a companion of vulgar appearance” [here
the lecturer drew himself up, passed one hand through his hair, and
with the other stroked his whiskers], “there often springs up
between the pair a devotion which no time can afterward subdue.
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The passion, for such it really is, becomes of a more than romantic
endurance.”[#] Could there be a more effectual warning against the
dangers of propinquity and the folly of what simpletons call disinterested
affection!

.pm fn-start // A
The Descent of Man. Chapter xvii.
.pm fn-end

Let me further illustrate this topic by the story of a beautiful lady-dog,
the elegant and high-bred Kaloolah. Worthy to bear the name
of that lovely and renowned princess, our Kaloolah lived in a country
far beyond the Great Waters. She was the daintiest and most delicate
of her sex. Born of the famous Blakkantan tribe, her coat was of
jetty brilliancy, soft and fine, and edged with the dark saffron border
which is the mark of the highest families of her race. Not one white
hair marred the jetty perfection of her exterior, to betray the indiscretion
of any of her ancestresses. Her body had the slenderness of a
greyhound’s, and her pretty pointed paws tapped the responsive
ground lightly as she ran. After she had attained nubile years she
was sought by many males of her own race; but her fastidiousness
caused her to reject them all, and the care of those under whose protection
she had been placed so seconded and supported her in her
resolution, that it seemed as if she would pass her life in the sweet
serenity of virgin solitude. [Here some slight hissing and giggling
was heard from the younger females, and a groan came from an
ancient one, who was said to have very unfavorable opinions of the
taste of the whole male sex.] But, alas! she was one day removed
to a rural district in the hill-country where her protectors made their
dwelling. At that place was a dog, a coarse, vulgar creature, rude,
shaggy, unkempt, grisly, uncouth, a kind of slave of the soil, who
had been bought with the acres, and who was never allowed to come
within the house, hardly near it, but was driven to find a fitting
harborage in the stables and out-buildings. Yet after a period—will
it be believed?—such is the influence of propinquity, the beautiful
Kaloolah cast aside that maidenly reserve and fastidious exclusiveness
by which she had hitherto been distinguished, and shocked her
protectors by forming a <i>mésalliance</i> with the Bear; for so the low
brute was fitly called. The consequence duly appeared in the form
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of a miserable mongrel, a grisly, gaunt, lean-bodied, huge-pawed,
awkward creature, without either the high-bred elegance of its
mother or the rugged strength of its father, a shame to both its
parents, an offence to the household, and a living witness of the
dreadful consequences of a practical disregard of the great principle
of sexual selection.

.tb

No other modification or development of our race has taken place,
in the direct line, than those of which I have told you. None other
was necessary. We at last returned to, and have since maintained,
that perfection of beauty in face and form which makes the gorilla
the paragon of animals, and which causes the few specimens of our
effete cousin, man, who venture within our haunts to come without
their females, being naturally unwilling to expose the partners of their
beds and their bosoms to the temptation of our superior attractions.
[Here the lecturer glanced aside at a knot of females in his audience,
and tried to look modest, but failed.] Even the Darwin, who boasts
of his descent from our noble race, would, shrink from such a test of
his principle of sexual selection. We, I confess, are not proud, and
should have no objection to such visitors, a generosity of feeling
which he himself has had the grace to acknowledge.[#]

.pm fn-start // A
See the passage in Latin in chapter i. of “The Descent of Man.”
.pm fn-end

One overture was made to a female of our race which, if it had
been accepted, might have resulted in a very great and striking modification
of our traits. The incident has a direct connection with the
subject of my lecture; for it was through this female, and partly in
consequence of this affair, that our family tree divided into two great
branches, and one of them degenerated into Man. It so happened,
by one of those deplorable freaks of nature from which no race, however
noble, is entirely free, that a male gorilla was born deformed.
In his infancy he was almost without hair, and the great thumb upon
the hinder extremities, to which chiefly we owe our proud distinction
of being a four-handed race, was a puny thing, useless except for
walking; and, in fact, of no more value than the big toe of some of
the inferior animals. As he grew up, a sparse coat of soft hair did
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appear upon his body; but the deformed thumb of course never
developed or changed; it only grew in proportion to his growth, and
remained a miserable toe. Yet, will it be believed? certain of our
young females, with the unaccountable caprice of their sex, showed a
hankering after this young fellow. They found him, in their own
phrase “so interesting!” “He was so different,” they said, “from the
old humdrum style of gorilla gentlemen.” They called him elegant.
Gorilla girls of the period, who might have commanded the devoted
service of individuals of the opposite sex much more worthy of their
attention, in fact, of individuals of mature age, and distinguished
position, well-haired, and with gigantic hind thumbs—[Here the lecturer
was observed to rub his coat well up, and to gradually advance
one of his hind feet on the stump on which he was standing]—giddy
creatures who might have won the favor of such persons who abounded
then, and who are—in fact—I may say—who are—sometimes—to be
found even now, actually preferred the society of this effeminate, this
more than effeminate creature. And yet, in the interests of science,
I must tell the exact truth; according to tradition, he was not quite a
weakling. He was nimble and strong, but it was in a different way
from that of the other males of his race. In his singularity was his
charm. He was also lazy, listless, and indifferent. He took no
notice of the fairer sex, even of those who were most devoted to him,
and most open in their admiration. He might have lived without
lifting a finger; for they delighted in nothing so much as in serving
him. Making of the peculiarity that was the very occasion of their
admiration an excuse for him and for themselves, they said, “Poor
fellow! how can he be expected to get his living with that soft coat,
and with no hind thumbs?” And so they ministered to him, each
one hoping that she might be the one whom he found essential to his
happiness. He was often seen stretched upon the grass, or lolling
against a tree, with half a score of these infatuated young creatures
grouped around him, waiting upon him, bringing him cocoanuts,
endeavoring to win from him some special acknowledgment of thankfulness—some
mark of preference.

In vain did other males approach these besotted damsels. In vain
did they howl, and spring from tree to tree! In vain did they even
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dance with an extravagance—a frenzy of strength and agility which
had never before been known in the annals of gorilla courtship, and
which could be surpassed only by few of the many similar scenes described
by the Darwin. It was as nothing compared with the listless
languor of the soft-coated, and hind-thumbless fellow.

But, in like manner, vain was the devotion of these silly young creatures.
No one of them found favor in his eyes. At last he sent
sorrow and despair into their souls by telling them in secret, one by
one, that although she was very good, and although to have cocoanuts,
and fruit, and water brought to him by such a nice waiter-girl was
very pleasant, and he was very much obliged, he thought it only fair,
under the circumstances, and considering her obvious expectations, to
say that he was not a marrying gorilla. In fact, he never could be
fond of such roughly-haired creatures as even she-gorillas were; and
that, until he found one whose coat was even softer and slighter than
his own, he should remain a bachelor. They heard his avowal in
silent grief, each one saying in her heart that his conditions were
cruelly difficult to comply with; in fact, as she turned the matter
over in her mind—quite im-pos-si-ble. And each one silently
resolved that she would admit the addresses of no other gentleman
gorilla, let him dance before her never so furiously; but all her life
would remain the virgin widow of her living love. Such, the Darwin
tells, has been the determination of the females of other races, dogs,
guinea-hens, etc.[#]

.pm fn-start // A
See “The Descent of Man, etc.,” chapter xiv.,
<i>passim</i>; where, however, the reader will find recorded
multitudinous instances of fickleness, faithlessness, and
forgetfulness on the part of “widows;” unfeminine forwardness, and
even of downright “seduction” on the part of matrons and even of
maidens of the bird family.
.pm fn-end

Among this interesting—I must say interesting, although infatuated—group
of gorilla girls was one who took this determination more
seriously to heart than the others did. She gave herself up to loneliness
and melancholy musings. She left the delights of caves and
woods and the companionship they bring, and wandered forth upon
the plains, level and lonely, rockless, treeless, and dismal with sunlight.
Her thought, day and night, was, “How can I rid myself of
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this disgusting coat of coarse hair? and if I could do so, should I
find favor in his eyes?”

As she was one day near the edge of the great desert, musing on her
ever-present theme, she became gradually conscious that she was not
alone; then that a tall personage was in her presence; and then that
a great exhibition of fuss and feathers was going on before her. It
was an ostrich, one of the largest and most distinguished of his race.
He had seen her frequently come to this place, so unfrequented by her
people, and walk about it with slow and pensive air. What was
her motive? What could it be but one? Was not he there? There
was nothing else there but the sand and the sunlight; and yet she
came almost daily. He drew the same conclusion that the hippopotamus
did, but without equal reason or good fortune. Under the
circumstances, however, and misled as he was, what could he do but
make himself agreeable to the lady, and pay some attention to her?
No he-creature with a spark of masculine spirit in him could do less.
So he began to strut up and down before her, and to expand his wings
and his tail. He ran violently about. He lifted up his voice and
squawked. He ate sand, and, burrowing in it with his huge bill and
finding the hoof and leg-bone of a horse that had died many years
before in the desert, he brought it triumphantly, and, laying it down at
her feet, ate it up before her eyes. Could anything be more agreeable—any
attention more flattering to the female heart? What, then, must
have been her gratification when after a few moments she saw him
again eat up one just like it? Deeming himself quite irresistible
after this last performance, he fluttered directly toward her. The
family of man has its stories and traditions, all of which have some
foundation in fact, but are much magnified or perverted or misunderstood.
This story of their ancestors they tell, transferring the heroine
to their own race, and making him a male swan called Jupiter, and
her a kind of female man called Leda. According to man, the swan
was received with open arms; but the gorilla girl fled from the ostrich.
His intentions, I have no doubt, were strictly honorable; while in the
man story I regret to say the Jupiter’s were not; but they were none
the less unwelcome to her. Mistaking her flight for the coquetry of
her sex, he pursued; and although love for another and consequent
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aversion to him lent her wings, he had real wings, as well as long legs,
and by the use of both he was gaining on the object of his pursuit,
when not far off she saw the object of her affections. She sped toward
him and flung herself panting into his arms. He held her there for
a moment, and then moved, partly by gratitude for her many services,
and partly by the feeling that, although he did not want her himself,
yet, as she had thought of him, no one else should have her, he laid
her lightly down, and with a club made such a vigorous attack upon
the ostrich that the latter soon turned and fled back to his sand, his
hen, and his horsehoofs.[#]

.pm fn-start // A
The learned lecturer here gives but a feeble imitation of
a passage, upon “the courtship of birds,” cited in “The Descent of
Man,” etc., chapter xiv., of which, widely circulated as that popular
work is, I need here reproduce only the concluding part, if, indeed,
even in the interests of science, I could venture to give more:

—“elle refuse constamment ses caresses; les avances empressées, les
agaceries, les tournoiements, les tendres roncoulements, rien ne peut
lui plaire ni l’emouvoir; gonflee, boudeuse, blottie dans un coin de
sa prison, elle n’en sort que pour boir et manger, on pour repousser
avec une espèce de rage des caresses devenus trop pressantes.”
.pm fn-end

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Whether this incident in the history of our species is to be altogether
deplored, I do not feel competent to decide. True, the perfection
of the gorilla form and the purity of its traits were preserved.
We remained at the head of the animal creation, unequalled in our
combination of beauty and strength; but might we not by this profferred
alliance have been elevated? Might we not have hoped to add
to all our other superiority the beauty and the power of wings? Might
we not have become as the angels—nay, very angels ourselves? Might
not we, instead of poor, feeble, pusillanimous man, have furnished the
traits which were to be sublimed into the forms of archangels and
ministering spirits? Might not we have become seraphs and our
children cherubs? Man has his Raphael, as he has his Darwin, whose
imagination framed from things actual things impossible—winged
men and pin-feathered man-children—creatures never known on
Earth or in Heaven. But the Darwin himself is my authority for telling
you that, if our kinswoman had yielded to her winged suitor, the
Raphael would have only needed to paint gorilla portraits. Think of
the change, the superiority, as well in beauty as in truthfulness, that
would have been made in his works if female caprice had not prevented
this application of the principle of sexual selection? This,
however, was not to be; and that it was not, is one of those mysterious
dispensations at which we must wonder, but to which we are
taught that we must thankfully submit.

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This affair, strange to say, had a direct influence in the development
of that singular and enfeebled variety of our species known as Man.
Our kinswoman was more set by it than ever before in her aversion to
all other suitors, and in her devotion to the one object of her love.
The momentary clasp of his arms, and his defence of her against
another suitor not only bound her to him more strongly than before,
but seems to have developed in her a strange faculty which never was
known before in any of our species, and which has never appeared in
any other in the direct line. Her solitary wanderings were now more
limited in extent than they were before this remarkable occurrence.
Her experience of the desert kept her within the line of sand which she
sometimes approached, but never passed again. Yet she continued
to muse alone, and constantly upon the one theme, her strong, thick
coat of hair, now become odious to her, and how it might be softened
and diminished. Pining away in her despair, she leaned one day against
a tree, and remained there for a long time wrapped in sad reverie.
Coming to herself again, she was about to continue her walk, when
she found that she could not move away. Her arm, from the shoulder
to the elbow, stuck fast to the tree. It was a gum-tree, and she had
not seen that a broad stream of thick, half-dried gum was on that part
of the trunk against which she leaned. The hair on the outside of her
arm had been imbedded in the gum, which, drying as she leaned, held
her fast, a prisoner. She looked about for help. None was near, not
even that cold and cruel gorilla who had told her that he could not
love her. Nothing was left but to tear herself away by main strength.
Summoning all her fortitude and her force, she threw herself forward
and fell upon the ground with a scream that might have been heard
afar off, for she had torn out by the roots every hair that had touched
the tree.

For many days she suffered in her loneliness; but her pain passed
gradually away. But then came the depressing thought that she must
now be more repulsive than before, a mutilated creature, with a bare
patch on one arm, from the shoulder to the elbow. At first this was
worse to bear than the pain of the injury; but ere long she was led
from despair to hope by a strange way of thinking which man calls
reason, which I have mentioned before, and which I am happy to say is
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unknown to gorillas; and the consequence of which, in this case, will
cause you all to sympathize with me in my felicitations. The thought
that if the object of her love longed for a female with a coat softer
and finer and sparser than his own, he might, as she said, therefore (but
who of us can tell what <i>therefore</i> means?), possibly like one better yet
who had no hairy coat at all. And she thought, too, that as she had
deprived herself by accident of a small part of her coat, she might
(using again the unmeaning word) therefore get rid of the whole of it
intentionally by the same means. “At least,” she said, “I shall be in
no worse condition than I am now, as far as he is concerned, and what
do I care for the others? And if I die, there is but one gone that
cares little to remain.” She went to the tree. The gum had flowed
again; and in like manner, and with like pain as before, she bared
her lower arm of hair. Thus she went on, week after week, as she
could endure the torment, and find gum-trees in their flow, until at
last she had bared her whole body.

During this process she kept herself more secluded than ever, lest
by chance he to please whom she suffered should see her before her
sacrificial transformation was complete. She shuddered at the thought
of his catching her half made up, in a sort of grand fleshly deshabille.
Fortune favored her, and no one saw her until her whole
body was as smooth as the inside of her hand. Then she restrained
her impatience, and fed and nursed herself with a care she had not
taken for many months, that she might regain all the litheness and the
grace that she felt that she had lost. Even when she thought that
she had gained all this (but how little seemed the all!), she hesitated
and kept shyly to herself for many days—a foolish backwardness, of
which I am sure no young gorilla lady before me would be guilty!
But at last, feeling that nothing more was to be gained by delay, and
that her fate might as well be decided first as last, she sallied forth.

Fortune favored her again; for she soon saw at a short distance the
object of her search. At first she started to run to him; but hardly
had she taken a few steps when she hesitated, halted, and finally
turned away, overcome by a feeling entirely new to her. She had
been for many weeks preparing herself, through pain and care, to please
this very male gorilla, whom in former days she waited on and cooed
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to and coaxed, without a thought except of the pleasure she had and
the pleasure she hoped for, although in vain. But now that she had
some reason to hope that she would find the favor that she longed for,
she shrunk within herself and feared to offer him that which it was her
only desire in life that he should want and take.

With that change in her mind that made her say “therefore,” there
had come another in her soul that made her say the still stranger
words, “I am ashamed.” And so she turned away from him whom
she had set out to find. But before she turned he had caught sight
of her; and, struck by such a strange object as an entirely smooth-skinned
female of his race, he immediately followed her. She fled,
spurred on by her strange, conflicting apprehensions—first, lest he
should like her, next, lest he should not. He gained upon her rapidly
and soon came up with her, and she sank upon the ground before him.
He stood and looked at her, and she saw that there was no recognition
in his eyes; but there was something else that repaid her for that loss—admiration;
and presently he and her heart began to dance together.
He, the lazy, listless fellow of former days, leaped and curvetted like
a young antelope. He bounded his full height into the air, he
roared with that enchanting roar of his, he beat his breast, he ran up
to the top of an enormous tree, and came near killing her by flinging
himself down so close to her that had she not swayed lightly aside, he
would have dashed her to pieces. But never was a female before in so
precious a peril; and as he stood before her, panting with exertion, she
sidled up to him, and, laying her head upon his shoulder, and taking
his hands, she led them lightly and tenderly over her soft, smooth
limbs and body, that, all unknown to him, had suffered such torment for
his delight. After that, as men would say, she was his’n and he was
her’n. This is the kind of language that they call poetical.

She did not tell him that she was the same old girl that had made
love to him before. That secret she kept very profoundly and deceitfully
hidden in her own bosom, until it was brought out by another
incident that has a direct bearing upon our subject. She was just
about to bring forth the first fruit of their happiness, and he was off
gathering the daintiest food that he could find for her, when she
thoughtlessly strolled near the edge of the sandy desert, and walked
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along it, musing to herself and wondering if her child would be as
handsome as its father, when suddenly she looked up, and there, at a
short distance from her, stood the great ostrich who had before persecuted
her with his attentions. He darted toward her; and she, fleeing
as rapidly toward her cave as her condition would permit, was soon met
again by the same defender as before, who this time, after a brief
contest, slew the ostrich before her eyes. The effect of this shock was
that that night her child was born. It was the most remarkable birth
in the history of our race; yet not of our race, for it was not a gorilla
that she produced; and here began the new departure. It was a
male child which, to look forward a few years, had not the hind
thumb of his mother but the toe of his father, and had even less and
finer hair than he, and besides (a trait which his mother attributed to
her critical encounter with the ostrich), he walked constantly erect,
and with straight legs, like that large, feathered biped. Moreover, he
inherited from his mother those strange thoughts, “therefore” and
“I am ashamed.”

Then, explaining her terror to the father of the child whose birth it
had hastened, she confessed to him, she was almost obliged to confess,
that she was the poor girl who had loved him so long, and whom
he had protected before against the too ardent courtship of the same
suitor; he could hardly believe his ears, and his curiosity was excited
to know the manner of her transformation. At first she refused to tell;
but he asked her again and again; and after some months had passed
and she had brought forth her second child—this time a girl, with a
smooth body, like herself, and without a hind thumb, like the father,
and with the straight, ostrich-way of walking, in a moment of female
triumph at this charming success of the principle of development, and
of the greater principle of sexual selection, she confessed to what artifice
she owed her hairless skin.

He was now naturally not with her so much as during the first
months of their union, and his behavior toward her was more placid
and serene. Every gorilla matron among my hearers must have had
the same experience. Pursuit must always be more or less eager;
possession must always be more or less quiet. And if any of my lady
hearers have been dissatisfied or disturbed by the manifestation of this
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inevitable and eternal truth—[Here there was a movement among the
females, and one rose and shrieked out, “Disturbed! dissatisfied!
To be sure we are. You’re all a set of brutes. Sea-serpents, and
hippopotamuses, and ostriches are nothing to you!” The males just
turned their heads with bland, pitying smiles, and then gave their
attention again to the lecturer, who continued]—if, I say, they have
been dissatisfied or disturbed by the manifestation of this inevitable
and eternal truth, to which the relations of male and female are merely
not an exception, they only show that they expect that the operations
of laws of nature will be suspended for the gratification of their
pride. During one of his absences, in the still noon of a summer’s
day, she heard a faint scream in the distance. But, faint as it was, it
seemed unlike those that are sometimes heard in the forest solitudes,
and yet like a sound she remembered to have heard before, she could
not recollect when or where. In the course of a few weeks it was explained,
when one day he appeared, accompanied by another smooth-skinned
gorilla girl, who she saw at once was one of those whose love
he had before despised, and who was now his wife. To be brief, he
found that of the ten who had devoted themselves to him, and who
had vowed to have no other love, only three had yielded to the courtship
of his rivals, and the remaining six he persuaded to qualify them
selves for his admiration, and the nuptials which they had so long
and so eagerly coveted. They all illustrated equally well with his
first wife the beautiful principles of development and sexual selection,
and soon he was surrounded with a large and growing family of
smooth-skinned, hind-thumbless, erectly-walking children, of whom
the males chiefly said, “therefore,” and the females, “I am ashamed.”

The appearance of this new family in the gorilla country caused a
profound sensation throughout our species. The tradition of the sea-serpent
alliance and its deplorable consequences were remembered and
discussed. The conservative feeling was fully aroused. A mass-meeting,
in the nature of a general <i>conseil de famille</i>, was held; and
it was finally decided that, to prevent confusion and the deterioration
of the race (for what consequences might not be apprehended from
female fancy for smooth-skinned, hind-thumbless lovers, who walked
like ostriches! what wide-spread disaster might not ensue upon the
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application of the principle of sexual selection under these new circumstances!),
that this new family of non-descript creatures, who,
whatever they might be, were certainly not gorillas, should be driven
from our borders. Whatever might have been the wishes of the new
family in this regard, they (most of them being yet of tender years)
could not resist such a determination on the part of a whole tribe,
and they submitted. The world was before them where to choose;
and they chose to go northward toward the borders of the great sea.
Ere long they were seen moving in that direction, the father of the family
lounging listlessly in his old way in advance, the females following,
carrying the provender and such of the children as were too small
to walk. And thus began the first migration. This was the first step
in the Fall of Man, which he, in one of those traditions of which I
spoke, has embodied and perverted into a tale which he calls, and well
calls, “The Expulsion from Paradise.”

.tb

One of the most ruinous steps in the descent of this new species,
which gradually deteriorated until it became Man and produced the
Darwin, was the living in what they call huts or houses, which, as you
all know, are a kind of small, movable cave, very hot and dry, and
shut up against the air. This, men like the Darwin say, became necessary
to protect them against the inclemency of the weather. There
was no such necessity. On the contrary, it is the use of this contrivance
which has made the new creature weak, unable to live naturally
like his ancestor, the gorilla, and obliged him to go on year after
year, and generation after generation, adding impediment to impediment,
and incumbrance to incumbrance, that he may supply artificial
wants which grow upon him year by year, till at last—the poor besotted
creature! he deems that one of his species happiest who has
most possessions, that is, most occasion of care and trouble. His hut
he has at last deprived of the only good quality it once possessed, its
movableness (for it would be a nice thing to be able to take your cave
around with you when food becomes scarce, instead of being obliged
to go after the food and then return to the cave); and, in his self-delusion,
he now builds it of some heavy, immovable material, and
fills it so full of all kinds of gim-cracks that his highest praise of
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one of these immovable caves is that it is filled with all the modern
inconveniences; and, to keep these in disorder, he has a rapacious multitude
of his own species whom he calls carpenters, and masons, and
painters, and plumbers. These sorts of man seem to have come into
his family through some operation of the law of sexual selection
with the bird family; for they are all dreaded because of their bills;
and of them all, I am told the plumber’s bill is at once the most
dreadful, and the most inscrutable in its origin.

As I have told you, the hut or house was not first used for protection
against cold and wet. It came in this wise. Many generations
after the first migration a female of the new family was born much
lighter in color than the original rich black tint of the species; and
when she grew up, she preserved this unpleasant peculiarity. But,
strange to say, she was liked by one of the largest and strongest of
her species, who took her for his third wife, and made much of her.
She, observing that things turned black in the sun, took a notion that
unless she could be protected against his rays she also would become
black, and lose the peculiar charm to which she owed her marriage to
so desirable a husband, and his very marked admiration and attention;
and yet she could not bear a cave; it was altogether too damp and
gloomy, and, indeed, very unbecoming to the complexion. She therefore
insisted with much pouting and sulkiness, including some secret
slaps and pinches of the other wives’ children, and alternate fits of
temper and sickness that turned the family topsy-turvy (the good old
gorilla family discipline, ladies, which permitted the use of a stick not
larger than the husband’s hind thumb having sadly deteriorated
among these degenerate creatures), that if her husband really loved
her and cared anything to preserve the beauty he professed so much
to admire, he would make something that would protect her skin
against the sun.

After long cogitation he produced a wonderful structure. He took
three dry saplings, about one-half again taller than himself, and putting
one end of each in the ground, about his own length apart, he
joined their tops, and upon the outside of these he piled dried twigs
and broad leaves, leaving an opening in the front. To this he led
his now radiant beauty, and she took possession with great glee
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and greater pride. At first she stayed in it all the time, night and day.
She allowed no one else but her husband to enter. The other wives
affected great scorn of her and her rubbish-hole, as they called it,
which they would not go near or seem to notice; but if their children
came to peep in, she drove them away with blows and sticks and stones.
It was her delight to sit just within the doorway, and nod with condescending
affability to the other females who came to see the great
curiosity; and they came from miles around.

Her pride, and the airs she took upon herself, set the whole female
community agog. She was a wife for whom the wonderful hut had
been built to preserve her complexion. She held up her nose in the air,
as if the earth and the other females on it were too mean for her to look
upon. In the course of a few days the first wife began to make
things very uncomfortable. [“Very proper of her,” screamed one of
the matrons—an exclamation which was followed by a hum of approval.]
She spanked her three children, of whom she had been very
fond, on various pretexts; but in her heart, the boys, because they were
boys and looked like their father, and the girl, because she was his
favorite and looked like herself. She took no notice of her husband,
but passed him in glum silence [“Served him right,” screamed
another matron]; in this (mildly continued the lecturer) showing the
proverbial tact and wisdom of her sex; for the only consequence was
that he passed more time than ever at the hut. At last, one evening,
when he had brought her some very fine fruit, she flung it down
untasted, and went into a kind of convulsion. She screamed, she
chattered, she clenched her hands, and gnashed her teeth, and flung
herself upon the ground, kicking and tossing her arms about. At
first he was inclined to administer to her the remedy which she had
applied to the children; but, as he really loved her, he was weak, and
asked what was the matter. At first, there was no answer, only more
screams, more kicking, more flinging of the arms about. At last,
however, it came: “The matter? Her complexion was the matter!”
(She was as black as a crocodile’s back.) “How could he expect her
not to have fits, unprotected as she was from the sun? But what did
<i>her</i> complexion matter? What did he care about that? Why did he
not go to his other wife? She could have a hut built for her, where
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she could sit and sneer at every one else.” The consequence, ladies,
you all know. She also had her hut, in the door of which she sat
with her nose in the air. And of this the consequence was that the
second wife’s complexion also needed protection; and soon she too had
her hut, and sat with her nose in the air. Whereupon there was great
commotion in the whole community. Was it to be endured that that
fellow’s wives should sit in huts and sniff? Would a husband of any
spirit, not to say a husband who cared anything for his wives, endure
that? There was an outbreak of complexion fever among all the
females. Such a thing as a complexion was never before heard of;
but now every female had one; and nothing would preserve it, or save
her from convulsions, but a hut for its protection. And it was remarkable
that the blacker the female the more sensitive she became on this
subject, and the more imperatively necessary it was that she should be
provided with shelter. And so, ere long, it came to pass that a hut
ceased to be any distinction whatever, and that, when all the females
got what they wanted, the chief value it was to have had in their
eyes was entirely gone, and it would only have been a mark of destitution
to be without one. The thing having become a necessity, and
a matter of course, the males, to save trouble, made huts large enough
for all their females; and as time went on they plastered the twigs
and leaves with clay. The males passed more and more time with
their females in these she contrivances, and became themselves, of
course, more and more effeminate. And thus it was that this new
branch of our family became more and more a house-dwelling species.

.tb

It is well known to you that some members of our kindred, although
degenerate family, man, live upon the water, and go about upon it in
a kind of cave with wings. Such folly is incomprehensible to a
thorough-bred and high-toned gorilla, who is eminently conservative,
and likes to stand upon a solid foundation; and how any people who
are in the slightest degree connected with us can seek, or endure, a
life upon that shifting and cruel element that is the proper habitation
of fishes and crocodiles and hippopotamuses, we cannot surmise, or
could not, were it not for our newly-acquired knowledge of the working
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of the principle of sexual selection, that great newly-found key to
all the mysteries of life.

The first sailors were not gorillas, or their puny descendants, but
squirrels; and it was through the squirrel that the sailor element was
transposed into man’s nature. It happened many ages ago, at least as
many ages as had passed since the occurrence of the events which I
have narrated and explained, that a community of the new species
dwelt on the borders of a great lake. In search of food, or for other
purposes, they often had need to go from one side of the lake to the
other, and they were always obliged to go around, because they could
not go across. It was too far to swim, and there was no other way.
But one day a female, who had been obliged to carry her youngest
child half around the shore and back again two or three times, saw a
squirrel shoving a large piece of bark into the water. He had shaped
the bark with his teeth, making the sides even, and the ends somewhat
pointed. It was about twice the length of his own body, and
that was nearly the height of this female; for squirrels were then not
the puny things they are in these degenerate days. When he had
launched his bark, he got upon it, settled himself well in the middle,
and then suddenly raised his tail. The wind blew gently from shore,
and wafted him out upon the water, and gradually across it, he acting
as mast, sail, rudder, crew, and passenger; and she saw him disappear,
a bounding speck upon the opposite side. At first she wished
that she, too, had a long, flat, bushy tail; but the traditions of the
dreadful tail-period of our common ancestors lingered with her family,
and she shrank from the thought. Then she thought that two or
three large palm-leaves would do as well as the tail, or better.

The next day she left her children in the hut, and, coming down to
the lake, she shaped a piece of bark, and, taking her place upon it,
hoisted two palm-leaves. The wind blew more briskly on this day
than on the other, and she was delighted at soon finding herself carried
well out upon the lake. But as she went on, and the breeze
freshened, she was surprised to find that her bark wobbled unpleasantly
from side to side, and even from end to end. The shores of the
lake seemed alternately to rise up into the heavens and to descend to
the centre of the earth. She was pitched forward and pitched backward.
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Ere long her surprise soon took the form of disgust, and the
seat of the disgust soon shifted from her head to her stomach. The
sensation was equally novel and awful. She felt herself grow green
about the mouth; and, female although she was, she had no concern
about this change in her appearance. Each hair on her head seemed
to shrink from its neighbor. She broke into a cold sweat. Her limbs
relaxed; and the palm-leaves went overboard. She wished that she
might die; and suddenly she thought she was dying, for the hearty
breakfast that she had eaten, to set her up for her voyage, was cast
out into the treacherous waters—an awful catastrophe! She gave herself
up for lost, and, without strength or will to cling to her bark,
flung herself along it, and hoped that the end would soon come. It
did come, but not as she expected that it would. Being no longer
able to keep her balance, she leaned too much on one side, just as a
large wave struck the bark upon the other, and she was upset into the
water. The shock revived her, and, being not yet very far from land,
she was just able to swim back to the shore whence she had started.
Creeping up on the bank, she sat a while musing in the sun, and then
went meekly home.

Thinking over her adventure, she compared her performance with
that of the squirrel, and came to the conclusion that her race needed
the infusion of some new blood to fit them for the struggle for existence
upon the water-side, and—loathsome thought—upon the water.
She threw herself in the way of the squirrel, and, being a fascinating
female, soon brought him to that state of mind in which he felt that
he could not be happy without her, and of course that she could not
be happy without him. Indeed, she avowed her admiration for him
openly, but told him that his beauty had but one drawback—his tail.
She could not endure a gentleman with a tail. This confession cast a
gloom upon their intimacy; for his tail was his pride. But she was
inexorable, and one day he appeared tailless. After this she had two
children, born, like her others, tailless, but, unlike their elders, they
showed an early inclination to sail chips in puddles; and when they
were well grown she took them down to the lake-side with her husband.
They immediately fashioned a piece of bark, boarded it, set up the
palm-leaf sails, and flew across the water, untroubled by any of those
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dreadful symptoms from which she had suffered. The head of the family
gazed with wonder, which he loudly expressed, that two of his children
should perform such an unprecedented feat; but she sat in silence,
musing doubtless upon this new triumph of the great principle of
sexual selection, and thinking of herself as the mother of all them
that go down to the sea in ships, and do their business upon the great
waters. She had never mentioned her intimacy with the squirrel, and
soon afterward picked a quarrel with him and cut his acquaintance
as short as he had cut his tail.

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Denuded of their hair, deprived of their hind thumb, thinking
“therefore” and “I am ashamed,” provided with huts for the land,
and the ability, in at least one family, to manage a bark on the water,
the new species of gorilla now differed so widely from our own that
their degeneration became very rapid, and it required but a short
period, only a few hundred thousand years more, to make them sink
into the depth of manhood.
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As time went by, however, there were other applications of the great
principle discovered by the Darwin, which have left some traces upon
the development of the new species. How otherwise could there be
such a multitude of men who have really the habits and traits of
other animals? Asses, for instance: how many men are but asses,
with the outside which they have inherited from their gorilla ancestors—a
kind of mixture of monkey and donkey which, I need not tell
you, is never found in our branch of the family. The very ears have
not quite disappeared; for the Darwin himself says that some men
can move their ears, and that length of the organ has only been diminished
somewhat and turned down at the top. Does not man recognize
this, and often call his fellow-man an ass? But who ever applied
that term to a gorilla? And was one of our race, I ask, ever designated
as Old Hoss? But every man knows that some of his fellow-men
are geese, and vultures, and sharks, and foxes, and jackals? Are
there not pigeons among them? Yes, Darwin, pigeons whom they
pluck remorselessly. And is not the plucker frequently a jail-bird?
Does not every countryman of the Darwin believe that there is a lion
in his breast, the rousing of which would be followed by consequences
so dreadful, that of late years he allows him to sleep under the most
irritating provocations? And does not all this bear witness to various
and numberless applications of the principle of sexual selection
during past ages? Frankly, I cannot tell. It may be so, and it may
not. The wisest gorilla knows so little that what we call knowledge
is often merely the name we give to ignorance. And—

.tb

How much longer the speaker continued in this vein I cannot say.
But as the audience began to stir uneasily, and many of those in the
back rows went away, and even some of the more distinguished and
self-possessed of the females in the front got up, turned their backs on
the lecturer, and, followed by their attendant males, pushed their way
out through the crowd, I was sure that the lecture was within a sentence
or two of its end, and that if these persons had waited but a few
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minutes they might have avoided slighting the speaker and disturbing
their fellow-hearers.

At this stage of the reading, I, too, left the place suddenly, the
learned lecturer still speaking; but my motive was of a very different
kind. During the lecture I had noticed a large and portly middle-aged
gorilla look at me from time to time, and with increasing frequency.
Each time, too, the glance was kindlier, and at last was
accompanied by a nod, a beck, or a smile. What did this mean? I
doubted; but for a moment. I considered the subject of the lecture,
so stimulating to the female fancy, the experiences of the sex related
in it, so fitted to awaken the instinct of imitation in the female breast;
I thought of Darwin’s book, which I had read before I started for
Africa, and I remembered the dreadful words: “<i>et dignoscebat in
turba, et advocat voce, gestuque</i>,” just, too, as this portly old person was
doing. It was too plain: this middle-aged dame, entering into the
spirit of the lecture, had selected me. And now, being one of
those that rose, she approached me as rapidly as possible. The sweat
started from every pore, and, with double horror, I felt the hair on my
body rise, reminding me, as it did so, of what likeness there was between
me and this infatuated female. There was but one thing to
do—to flee.

I got out of the throng as quickly as I could, and, glancing over
my shoulder, I saw that she was following. I plunged into the
forest, goaded by an indefinable terror. The thicket hampered me,
but I pushed on; twigs clung to me, thorns seized me; I tore myself
away; but, alas! I left my clothes. I was gradually stripped of my
artificial covering, and revealed to my pursuer in that state of nature
which bore yet further witness to our kindred. I turned my head
again; she was gaining on me rapidly. The jungle that impeded and
bewildered me, offered little or no restraint to her swift, practised
steps. Observing this, I sought an open glade, which I saw ahead of
me, and took to that, hoping—as I was now weighted only by my revolver,
the leathern belt of which had resisted the laceration which had
removed all my other covering—that on its even surface I might be at
least the equal of my pursuer. In vain. Glancing backward as I ran,
I saw her steadily approaching, and always nodding and beckoning
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with what seemed to me a loathsome leer. At last she came so
near that I heard her panting breath. In a moment she might clasp
me in her arms. I took the alternative, and turned to fight. My revolver
was a slight weapon against such a creature, but still it was
one of the largest bore; and, if it did not kill or disable my pursuer,
it would at least enrage, and I might thus hope that instead of being
embraced I would be disembowelled. As I faced her, she rose, and
laying her hands upon her breast, bellowed out her admiration. I
took steady aim across my left arm and fired. She sprang into the
air, evidently hit, and as she came down I fired again, with like
effect, and she fell to the ground.

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I gazed a moment at my prostrate and dying admirer; and seeing
that she was incapable of rising or doing me injury, I approached,
with a certain feeling of pity and remorse, to look at her closely.
And then I found that my terror, although justified, was entirely
misplaced. I had mistaken the sex of my pursuer: my enamored
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female was a male—an enraged male, of course, and I was saved,
not from marriage but from death. But no; faint, and dying fast,
he turned and held out his hand to me. “Cousin, what made you run?
Why did you hurt me so?” he said. I answered with a feeling of
shame that I hope never to have again: “Because I thought you were
a lady that wanted to marry me.” “Oh, no,” he said, with feeble
and interrupted breath, “I only thought you looked something like
a friend of ours who was here a few years ago; and I wanted to take
you to a place where there are some cocoa-nut trees and a fresh spring,
and we’d talk this matter over. And let me tell you something,” he
said, drawing my ear down near his lips. “Don’t go on supposing
that every female that may look at you pleasantly and seek your society
has selected you. Remember me kindly to Du Chaillu. Adieu!”

He died; and I walked slowly on, musing upon my adventure, a
more modest, if not a wiser man, and did not quicken my pace until
I remembered that I was charged with Livingstone’s message to
Murchison.
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